Nochowder is as good as English, he has the same sense of humor [i think, dont hold me to it lol]

Well, i got stoned with my mum, and ate 4 bagels with butter, and 2 crumpets with raspberry jam, and weed spinkles... just for extra flavour.

Then i made some space cake outta some kief, and it came out shit, well, taste/high are fuckin great, but its all gloopy... not that i care... guess i just need to learn how to cook lol. You can bearly get her into ya but my, does she get you some stoned