I prefer the plain ones, they're the best, just butter that bitch up.

Buddy haven't spoken to you on msn for a good few days, need to hear more about you becoming an elf lol!
I'll have to come see ya when you're workin' and throw bits of bread and shit in your eyes while you're speakin' to the kiddies (that is, unless you have to just stand there looking elf-ish) lol