Close calls

[Frozen Sativa]

Hey post your close call encounters with cops or other authority!
ill start

One time my friend showd me a spot we were thinking of growing at. It was a woods that bordered a highway, and on the other side was a road. Well we go back there, each put in a dip of skoal. He shows it to me, and the bucket and chickenwire from the last time was still there. Cool. So were walking back out and I see a cop car. Now, were walking out of a woods that no one has any reason to be in. This is a heavilly watched neighborhood, and were two teenage kids. I toss out my dip, and realize that theres not only one, but three fucking squad cars. Its important to realize that I had at least a dime on me, and I was at the time mildly high. We cross the street to where my car was parked, and my buddy goes twards his house. I walk up to my car, and sure as shit, one car comes to me, and the other goes to my budy. Now my buddy was just about to go to court for some other shit, so he didnt need this at all. Iv never been in any trouble. I get to my car, and thats about the time the cops coming out. The conversation when somthing like this:
Cop: What were you doing back in those woods?
Me: We were in the woods cuz its a nice place, takin a walk and relaxing
Cop: Well why would you go to that woods, of all places?
i figured some honesty would help me
Me: Well we were taking a dip. (I was 17 at the time, legal tobacco age is 18)
Cop: why would you go back in the woods to take a dip?
Me: Why did we go back there to take a dip? Well cuz my buddy didnt want his dad to see him (a patted myself on the back for this one, well the excuse, not the presentation)
Cop: Why do you repeat every question I ask you?
Me: (SHIT) um well i get nervous around cops. Its just a thing I have, I just get really nervous...not that I have done anything wrong sir, its just a reaction i have.
Cop: Do you have some ID?
Me: (carfull not to pull out my baggie, i start to get my walet out) Yea....
(This particular day was the only day in my life I forgot my wallet with my license, and didnt notice it till i was already far away from home.) Ahh.. im sorry sir but i forgot it at home. This serisouly never happens, I just forgot it this particular day.
Cop: This probably isnt even your car is it?
Me: no sir it is, it really is.
Cop: Wait here.
So he went to run my name or whatever after i told it to him, and my friend came over around this time, and told the cop that 'the lady over there said we wernt the kids she saw'.
Well, he left. What had happend was that there was some kids (who lived right next to my buddy irnoicly) who were looking in cars and shit. We just happend to be walking out the woods at the wrong time. I truly would like to thank that very kind officer for not being a dick. Maybe it was maybe devine intervention, because he could have given me an MIP for the tobacco, he then could have had consent to search me and I had shit on me, and I didnt have a divers license even though i was driving...and the woods where i came from had evidence of previous grow op. Later i drove back to see if the cops were still there, and their squad car was up right by the woods tree line off the road. It was obvious they were looking for plants. I felt very lucky that day, one of many very lucky days. Im sure this story is easilly topped though, so post some more!

This may be excessive, but humor my paranoia...
DISCLAIMER: None of the storys posted on this thread, including the above one, are in any way true or factual. They are purely fiction and any similarities to any real situations or people are coincidental. None of these stories can be used against anyone in any court of law, unless its God's, but God doesnt need proof anyways.

Frozen Sativa Reviewed by Frozen Sativa on 10-18-2006. Close calls Hey post your close call encounters with cops or other authority! ill start One time my friend showd me a spot we were thinking of growing at. It was a woods that bordered a highway, and on the other side was a road. Well we go back there, each put in a dip of skoal. He shows it to me, and the bucket and chickenwire from the last time was still there. Cool. So were walking back out and I see a cop car. Now, were walking out of a woods that no one has any reason to be in. This is a Rating: 5

[Jaycub]

I'm so tired of these B.S. disclaimers. Not ragging on you bro, but they do nothing. It's just a waste of text.

Anyway, damnnn dude! That would have scared the hell out of me. Way to beat the law

Did you guys share a bowl afterwards? That must have felt rewarding, haha!

[Black Water Park]

this one combines pot and vodka! anyways, i was coming back form a club with two of my friends. we were sitting in her car, she was dropping us off at the place that we were then going to walk home from. she was under 21, and there were two half empty bottles of vodka in the car (though she had not drank the whole night, me and my other friend were wasted).. so anyways! we just smoked a huge bowl, and two cops come up and knock on the door. they take us out of the car and talk to us seperatley. they keep telling her that her eyes are red and asking about the vodka. long story short, they end up just letting us go with no warning even, depite the obivous pot smell and open containers in a car! woo!:thumbsup:

[Frozen Sativa]

I'm so tired of these B.S. disclaimers. Not ragging on you bro, but they do nothing. It's just a waste of text.

I figured that some would feel that way. The town I live in is just kinda tight about shit, and I wouldn't put it past them hacking my net or shit. Maybe its just my paranoia...but 2 inches of text could maybe some way or somehow save me doin time or payin a fine...maybe :stoned:

Pot and Vodka in a car? Thats sweet dude, those cops probably laughed thier asses off and felt good about letting you guys off :thumbsup:

[Delta9 UK]

me and my friend are laughing while they search us only for them to leave empty handed It was still a big waste of time, all cos of that crackhead snitch

Excellent - maybe next time the cops might actually go after some rapist or murderer instead of hassling kids ffs

And people wonder why the Police don't get any respect :thumbsup: