Mastachronic...Your wrong...why whould you dig up somone? your own fucking grandma for peets fucking sakes..and then you killed a man just for calling you names.. your no bad as he was if not worse... your..a fucked up man.. dude.. you need help big time.. how can you sleep at night?

Well i have a story.. me and my friends where sitting in a junkyard around 6 or 7.. the sun was setting so it was a little dark. we were taking huge rips off my friends waterbong when my friend mark said he saw the gate in the front open.. we said Naw man your stoned.. now hit this..

Well we shoulda belived him.. not 5 mins later we saw a gray car pull up and a man in a road workers suit get out and walk toward the building.. Mark was like fuckers i told you so..

We wernt seen.. thank god.. i dont know how he didnt see the foggyness of the car from outside.. it was cloudy in there..but we waited for 10 minutes for this guy to go in.. he didnt then i said dude we should just make a run for it..

Matt and mark looked at me and go how? we will get caught.. so i said just look for somthing to hop over to get away.. mark says he had seen a 3 foot high swinging door we could hop over light nothing on the right about 25 feet away.. so we waited till the guy turned around and we opened the door and mark bolted first matt was behind him.. i was the last out because i was sitting in the back seat and the door was stuck so as im getting to the door the guy screams out what the fuck are you doing in there?

Mark said "suck my dick" and laughed as he ran.. mark was always the commical one.. always saying somthing to somone.. well that guy and like 3 other dudes chased us as i hoped over the fence and bolted through the woods.. i guess they stopped shortly after the fence because after about 5 mins of running we looked back and they where nowhere to be seen.. so we sat down and smoked a few more bowls to calm down.. matt said he needed to go back because he left his other bag and his beanie hat in the truck.. so we sneak back to the fence and look over.. they wernt going into the car.. but smoke was still lingering inside.. but most of it had gotten free.. matt was to scared to go in so me and mark went back in.. lucky us the guys where inside prolly calling the cops so we had a timeline of like 30 seconds to look.. we climb in and get the bag and the hat and wat do ya know.. while we are getting it a guy comes out of a shed and was standing on the exit door waiting for us.. we where like FUCK... we smashed the back window and mark cut himself deep but no stiches where needed..

As we got out he grabbed mark but mark shuck him off and punched him in the lip.. i tripped over mark and hit the fence.. got back up and scatterd... mark was behind me.. i jumped up on the hood of a van and climbed up and hopped over a fence with mark behind me.. we didnt know the other side of the fence was a hill coverd with snow so we hit the ground and slipped and rolled down this huge ass hill missing all trees and almost all the rocks.. i broke my glasses due to grabbing a rock and breaking my finger..after we got down the hill we scamperd back to find matt who was paranoid as fuck.

he thought he got caught and tooken but he was wrong! HA!
After that i said im never fucking going back in that place again.. to much pain to smoke.. due to my broken finger and marks cut he chouldnt toke out of the bong so we had matt roll a joint and we walked home still freaked out and in pain... but stoned