Quote Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity
oh, i heard you in that bedroom so long ago (i also saw what you did later - for shame, for shame) and i know you have not yet come into the fold. there is still time for you to mend your ways. believe in me and you shall have a place at my side when i bring down my wrath on the rest of humanity. give to me your allegiance and you will be spared my terrible retribution. for i am a vengeful god and will not be refused.
Sorry, I was mistaken, I now vividly remember that open invitation taking place in my living room. My bad, but you should've known that too