Why God does not exist, in one sentence.

[johneg]

Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to make them drink it.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

1. You can prove you have a Beer.

[Pass That Shit]

Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Is Better Than Beer

10. Jesus in you will not kill other innocent drivers.

9. Jesus does not blow up your belly before sex.

8. Jesus has never caused a major war, it's the drunks in charge.

7. Jesus is available to a thinking minor free of charge.

6. Jesus does not make you sick the next morning.

5. Jesus will help you quench the "heat".

4. Jesus is always in your mind, no need to refill.

3. Jesus tells you the truth.

2. If you devoted your life to Jesus, not even death will stop you.

1. Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly with Jesus? :jointsmile:

[palerider7777]

Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Is Better Than Beer

10. Jesus in you will not kill other innocent drivers.

9. Jesus does not blow up your belly before sex.

8. Jesus has never caused a major war, it's the drunks in charge.

7. Jesus is available to a thinking minor free of charge.

6. Jesus does not make you sick the next morning.

5. Jesus will help you quench the "heat".

4. Jesus is always in your mind, no need to refill.

3. Jesus tells you the truth.

2. If you devoted your life to Jesus, not even death will stop you.

1. Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly with Jesus? :jointsmile:

nice come back lol

[BeatlesRGod]

lmfao i just noticed ur talking out ur ass as u don't believe in god as u say it's fucking stupid and yet u have god in ur name lol so u believe in someone (humans)that are equal to u as a god lol nice hypocritical stance u have nice

Damn dude, don't take things so literally. I just like the Beatles a lot, but I believe they're humans not god. Sorry you had a tough time with that.

[GraziLovesMary]

same goes for u as well, as Understimation can be a bitch. bottom line iv'e forgot more than you'll ever know end of story. iv'e done more in 1 year of my life than u have done in all of yours.so as of now im done with this thread, and yes i know what ur about as iv'e read other threads of yours so there u go.

I think this is my favorite quote of yours by far... hahahahahah...

[bluntblaze]

Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

lmfao brilliant..
also you wont go to "hell" for not drinking beer.
if you believe in god answer this. what proof do you have that hes real? and what has he ever done for anyone? ill answer both of them in one... NOT A FUCKING THING. but feel free to answer. christianity IS a cult.. brainwashing you into believing if you dont become a believer you will go to hell.

[palerider7777]

Proving once again, that you are a giant bag of douche lol. The only reason I got off topic is because you brought it up. I allowed myself to stoop to your level by replying to it.

Also the fact that you quoted my post several times yet said nothing only proves my point further.

Before this topic I was under the impression that you were at least of average intelligence and maturity, and even liked you. Now I concede to the fact that I was wrong. You are one of those people that probably shouldnt smoke weed, it just doesnt seem to be helping you, as sorry as I am to say it.

laughs on u then cause iv'e never smoked it in my life lol.and by the way u judged me the minute i said i believe in something so im not the shallow one here u need to look in the mirror

[palerider7777]

I think this is my favorite quote of yours by far... hahahahahah...

well ty i kindda liked it myself,it's a shame though as u seemed like a cool dude at first

[GraziLovesMary]

laughs on u then cause iv'e never smoked it in my life lol.and by the way u judged me the minute i said i believe in something so im not the shallow one here u need to look in the mirror

So if you have never smoked weed in your life, then why are you so active in a cannabis forum???? And I remained neutral in my opinion of you until you continuously neglected to answer my questions, and kept speaking as if you are the end-all know-all.

I have no contempt for christians, or even anybody based simply on what they believe. I develop contempt, however, when somebody tries to tell me their way is right and mine is wrong, then proceeds to sarcastically make fun of my way.

[bluntblaze]

Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Is Better Than Beer

10. Jesus in you will not kill other innocent drivers.

9. Jesus does not blow up your belly before sex.

8. Jesus has never caused a major war, it's the drunks in charge.

7. Jesus is available to a thinking minor free of charge.

6. Jesus does not make you sick the next morning.

5. Jesus will help you quench the "heat".

4. Jesus is always in your mind, no need to refill.

3. Jesus tells you the truth.

2. If you devoted your life to Jesus, not even death will stop you.

1. Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly with Jesus? :jointsmile:

6 - 10 are believible but 5 - 1 haha you must be taking the piss. also just because you've had a drink doesn't mean you HAVE to drive.