Quote Originally Posted by ToDrunkToFish
Yea for sure parents are a biggy for me to. But if I get paranoid and dont know what time, or not sure at all even if it could be for hours ill call up my dad to see what he is doin and shit. But do think of a good reason to call. I call to see if they fed/walked dog or cats. Or had a question about the laundry or to let him know I MIGHT go out later and to just let him know. Or possibly dinner options. Then when I know he aint gona be home for a while AND got a time-frame I relax alot.
Yeah man, dinner is a great one. Before my parents go out I always try and figure out if they'll be home for dinner cause I hate making my own dinner, well I don't mind if it means I get super stoned before hand. But that lets me know if they'll be home beteween 5-6.

Also, know where your parents are going. When my mom grocerie shops, I know she goes to walmart, which is about 20min away. So thats 40min round trip. I make sure I'm all done smoking in 30min FOR SURE, but usually I'll finish up in 15min, make sure I put eye drops in and all that good stuff before the 40min is up.

That works good cause honestly no way in hell is she gonna be home in 40min, she won't go there and come straight back. That way, I'm high, got everything set so I can just enjoy my high untill she gets back. And continue to enjoy it when my parents are home as long as they don't seem to suspect a thing.

So seriously try that. I wear my stop watch even. I'm very precise. Just make sure you know times BEFORE your high, cause afterwards time loses meaning and you'll forget "its 30min? eh, she can't be home for another 10min, plus she'll be gone for like another 45min on top of that" and before I know it my parents are home after an hour and I'm no where near ready to face them high. I got it under control now though. Just gotta make sure you know what has to be done and when.