I'm a bit of a Paranoid Android

[jaGerbom]

i hate being paranoid!!

sometimes it can completely ruin my high and i just wanna get sober right away...i hate that so much

jaGerbom Reviewed by jaGerbom on 10-21-2006. I'm a bit of a Paranoid Android I was hoping for a few suggestions from people. Whenever I'm smoking up I get crazy paranoid! I'll think I hear my parents coming home even if they aren't due in for hours, or that I've suddenly lost my stash etc. I'm sure other people out there get a bit paranoid so I was hoping for maybe a few helpfull hints to reduce the panic. Thanks! :D Rating: 5

[oturbojoeo4o]

lol i was working on the grow room and i had the door wide open didnt even think of the time...lights were on and everything i was like shit and i shut my door and told my step mom i was naked...she was just bringing me some popcorn....almost got caught....ALMOST!

i left my bong on my porch one time because i figured i was gonna go have another session, and i fuckin forgot till i left for school and i saw it...they went out another door so i was like HOLY SHIT that would have sucked!

[Ears13]

Well usually when that happens to me I just smoke more because I find that it actually calms me down or have a few beers which always does the trick. But if that doesn't work for you, just make sure everything is put away and put in some visine and chew gum. After you do that, there is no way you will get caught unless you act extremely retarded in front of your parents.

[Damon32]

The head of state has called for me again. I dont have time for this.....

[catodave]

You just need to be more professional man. For some reason I get the feeling that you're a sloppy smoker. Make sure everything is perfect before taking even 1 rip, I mean perfect. Set up your stuff, make sure all chores and things to do are out of the way before you start smoking, that way once your high, there's nothing to worry about!:thumbsup:

Exactly, that sounds difficult, or maybe you're just too lazy, but for someone like Captain Hanks and myself, it is routine.

Remember this always, it's good to hide things in places people wouldn't expect anything to be hidden.

Ex. Your computer.