Sigh ... poor ol' Byker made nobody's list.

Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
I'm gonna go out
And eat some worms!

Big, fat, juicy worms,
Slip, slop, slimy worms,
Fuzzy-wuzzy worms!

Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me!
Bite their heads off,
Suck their guts out,
And throw their skins away!

Then again, I am a vegetarian. So I guess a bong hit, some gummy bears and a bike ride should do as well.