Shit!!! My Only Chance!!! Help!!!

[pwnydanzasmokesdank]

just drink lots of water. it works better then the condom. drink like atleast 20oz of water a few hours befor the test, and then drink like 20ozs of water and hour until your test, and piss alot...

lol if your going to try and dilute your DEFINITELY gonna want to drink more than 40oz of water... i dont know wtf partyguy is talking about. i drank like 9.5 LITERS that morning with a detox after being clean for a week and barely passed. when i say barely i mean the 10 panel test showed a fainter line for thc. so yeah i passed but they could tell/thought i had smoked in the past 3-4 weeks when it had really been 7 days. point being drink 2+ gallons of water to substitute imo.

[Punihehe]

i work in coal mines in new zealand with my dad iv been drug tested twice since iv been me and my dad just get our little brother to pee in a boroca tube and slide it in ur undies close to ur legs for an hour or 2 before the test to keep it warm. iv passed twice easy as, the first time the guy stood behind me i was like " can i have some privacy here dude" and he left the room. all good mate just use somone who is cleans pee.

[howie66]

At my job we get drug tested and ive never heard of anybody ever passing through anyway. only smoke weekends, and dont smoke a great deal, drink water is all i can say. If it were me, i would be tokin on a joint and looking in the newspaper for another job.

[op peat]

Substatution works best, whether from synthetic or from a clean donor.

op peat

[Cassiopiea]

If she says can u come over soon, say something like can u make it a few days, my dad is in hospital or ne of my friends is in hospital and i have to see them. Just make an excuse for a couple of days.

[FakeBoobsRule]

I have seen some of the worst advice to pass a test in this thread. Niacin doesn't work. The bleach and amonia ideas are horrible too.