Quote Originally Posted by Ol Schwaggy Bastard
that's funny, hitler didn't even pop into my head. I was thinking more Child Called It.
Don't put your dick in anything but pussy...or ass if that's what you're into. If you wanna use bleach put that shit in a visine bottle and hide it in your taint.
Good fucking book Ol. have you read the other 2? I meet David Pelz. (can't spell his last name right) at a motivational speak party during school. awsome guy.

First off im sure its not your ONLY chance for a job. second i heard of someone famining (not eating for a month just drinking water) or in your case a day. so what i would suggest is when this lady calls. tell here today an"t goin to work. make up some shit like you have to take your dad to the heart doctor or somthing. then go buy yourself 5-6 Gallons of water. Don't eat ANYTING until the test. Excurcise and Drink water as much as possable. and you should be fine. i smoke 5-6 joints a day for the past 10+ years. and just last year had to drop and passed doin this. i find Not eating,Lots of water,Lots of Excurcise is the key. you gotta flush ALL the nasty shit out of your system and if you eat that just helps keep the nasty shit in ya.

if they do a hair test. stay away from pot for at least a week that means your pot smokeing buddies too. and go buy the detox shampoo. i used that a like 4-5 years ago and passed. the key is to use Vinager instead of water. and to stay away from pot completly for at least 3-4 days.
SiXFeEtDeEp Reviewed by SiXFeEtDeEp on . Shit!!! My Only Chance!!! Help!!! Ok so ive ALMOST scored a job here soon with a cleaning service in this town near my college... the onyl thing is...she said they have a drug test before they can hire me....I mean I smoked ....umm...yesterday...and I called tonight... she said she will contact me tomorrow... I mean if theres any fucking way I can get clean before this test pleaseeee let me know!!! = ( I really need this job Rating: 5