Quote Originally Posted by partyguy420
dude... i rember some one saying to put your dick in a cup of bleach... to pass a ua... and funny story... ithink i told them to put ammonia in it first... and then some one said that i had been studing to much about hitler and called me a nazi... so Ol Schwaggy Bastard quit studing about hitler so much you damn nazi...
that's funny, hitler didn't even pop into my head. I was thinking more Child Called It.
Don't put your dick in anything but pussy...or ass if that's what you're into. If you wanna use bleach put that shit in a visine bottle and hide it in your taint.
Ol Schwaggy Bastard Reviewed by Ol Schwaggy Bastard on . Shit!!! My Only Chance!!! Help!!! Ok so ive ALMOST scored a job here soon with a cleaning service in this town near my college... the onyl thing is...she said they have a drug test before they can hire me....I mean I smoked ....umm...yesterday...and I called tonight... she said she will contact me tomorrow... I mean if theres any fucking way I can get clean before this test pleaseeee let me know!!! = ( I really need this job Rating: 5