Shit!!! My Only Chance!!! Help!!!

[Acouwaila]

Ok so ive ALMOST scored a job here soon with a cleaning service in this town near my college...

the onyl thing is...she said they have a drug test before they can hire me....I mean I smoked ....umm...yesterday...and I called tonight...

she said she will contact me tomorrow...

I mean if theres any fucking way I can get clean before this test pleaseeee let me know!!!

= ( I really need this job

Acouwaila Reviewed by Acouwaila on 10-16-2006. Shit!!! My Only Chance!!! Help!!! Ok so ive ALMOST scored a job here soon with a cleaning service in this town near my college... the onyl thing is...she said they have a drug test before they can hire me....I mean I smoked ....umm...yesterday...and I called tonight... she said she will contact me tomorrow... I mean if theres any fucking way I can get clean before this test pleaseeee let me know!!! = ( I really need this job Rating: 5

[Frozen Sativa]

Have your buddy piss in a condom. Tie the condom shut, and let it sit in your crotch for a couple hours before the test and keep it there. This way its realistic body temperature. Say that you cant urinate in front of other people and need to be alone. This is a very common condition actually, and perfectly belivable. Have the piss condom in a place you can whip it out like your shlong though just in case. Otherwise go to gnc and get one of those detox pills, but i dunno if thated work.

[Acouwaila]

thanks ill try that condom thing

[partyguy420]

just drink lots of water. it works better then the condom. drink like atleast 20oz of water a few hours befor the test, and then drink like 20ozs of water and hour until your test, and piss alot...

[Professor Dan K.]

eat one of those plastic tubes of food preservatives. they taste like ass but they actually work, one of my friends did it to pass a drug test from his parents.

[Pipe Dreams]

Start drinking an assload of water, and take some niacin man.

[ToDrunkToFish]

Yea Niacin I hear that works really well for some reason. Though I have never tried.

[Shrapnel]

Niacin actually burns the thc out of your system. Just make sure to piss a lot before you take the test. My friend made the mistake of not pissing enough so instead of pissing clean piss, he pissed out all the thc that was burned. Let's just say for the level of thc that came up, he would have had to have smoked about an ounce to himself in the past couple days. Wow damn I forgot to make this post and I just left this box thinking I had already posted.

[Ol Schwaggy Bastard]

dont eat. drink mad water all the time, do some pushups, and drink energy drinks up until 45min-1hr before the test, then take some multivitamins and keep drinking water.

[Captin]

stick your dick in a cup of bleach...