Stoner poem contest...(must be about pot)

[the yeag]

here i sit my weed has parted
the fucking DEA
don't get me started
uncle SAM has stole my green
trashed my house
ruined my dream.
they took my pipes
and papers too
they even checked in my goddamn shoe
there is a bright side to all this static
i still got 32 plants up in the attic

ode 2 the DEA part 2

illegal searchers your all about
i blame it on bush
with ought a doubt
when Clinton was in
America was green
we must put to end
this evil regime
curious George is the dictators name
keep searching for W.M.D
the drug war is lame
you have been a failure
your entire life
the air force, oil companies, your ugly ass wife
go smoke a joint, or hit a bong
relax, stop the war
it's time to move on.........


~The pontiff of pot has spoken