Quote Originally Posted by Damon32
One toke, two toke, 3 toke 4....
Each time I take a toke I get baked a little more.

5 hit, 6 hit and even a 7....
Gods potent green bud you know was sent from heaven.

Now 8 drag, 9 drag and muther fuckin 10...
I roll another fatty, for in the morning I'll torch this shit again.

"Snootchie to the Nootchie.... good kootchie is so rare...
So I blaze a blunt, rub one out and pretend Pamela Anderson's is there.

Slutty fuck doll Pam, she's bouncin on my bone.....
when I'm baked it's sweet, I beat my meat and pretend I'm not alone.

One toke, 2 toke, 3 toke 4.....
I hear my mom coming down the hall way....Oh shit!! Did I lock the door???

Pants wrapped around my ankles... I trip and fall in flight...
My mom just caught me beating off and smoking weed tonight.

Now to all you pot heads.... that claim you dont jack off...
Your kidding yourself cuz we aint buying...what your sellin' so go fuck off!!
LOL i really liked that one