Stoner poem contest...(must be about pot)

[Acouwaila]

pot. pot.
its so leet
the more u smoke it
the more u eat
smoke a joint
smoke a blunt
hit a bong
fuck some cunt
smoke a bowl
pack another
pass it left
smoke that shit brother

mine sucked

Acouwaila Reviewed by Acouwaila on 10-17-2006. Stoner poem contest...(must be about pot) I put this in a different post but figured it would be fun for all us stoners to write something stupid and make each other laugh with how retarded we can get while baked. It's poem contest time fuckers!! It can be just a few lines if you want or get crazy for all I give a shit. Just make sure that smoking weed or pot are in the poem / song whatever. Ok I'll start..... I scored a sack of weed that's right. The night... is gonna be a good one. Rating: 5

[antwanio126]

all i want for christmas
is my two weed plants
ill watch em grow
smoke em and dance

how would you like it
if you were grown and then destroyed?
we grow it to enjoy it!
some people may link it to freud!


Ill dodge the legal jargon
and skin up where i please
its a phallocentric neccessity
its jus like eating cheese

SO COME ON MR GOVERNMENT
PLEASE JUST FREE THE TREES!!

[antwanio126]

i am stoned
and it feels great
i love this lazy feeling
weed is my best mate...

puff puff...lie down...sleep....arrrr

[antwanio126]

Live your life with weed in your system,
And keep your skunk within,
Your hash will feed you life and laughter,
and breathe below your skin.
Enjoy your personal adventure,
That brings the sense of flight,
Laugh your way to happiness,
hullicinate and feel allright!

[Acouwaila]

someone once asked me
if i agree to the illegal weed case
i took a huge bong rip
and blew it in their face
i told this young man
son, be grand
live your life how u want to
and dont let the government abrupt you
be free, smoke weed, smoke trees, pack a bowl
if you dont do any of the above
then let god save your soul
it is the time young one
please accept this joint i offer
for in the end, u shall praise me as a father

[thcbongman]

As the stickiness tantalizes your senses
breaking up in your fingers, how dense
these buds are, beautiful, this smells
so good, ahhhh, I hear the church bells
as I stuff up a fat ass bowl wow the aroma
this shit is going to put me into an coma
Ahhh how the smoke fills my lungs to capacity
taking me away from all the world insanity
how it stops to cures all of my nausea, and pain
keeping the beautiful thoughts of the world contained
In the beautiful eloquent minds of stoners

[wishmaster244]

there once was some bud from vermont
it was so dank
the whole apartment stank
umm what was i talking about again?

[cannabis campbell]

I think its time for me to smoke i call it skunk i dont call it dope
some people cant keep up with me they just cant cope
they try the easy options like dxm or coke
i just smoke weed everybody knows
some people call it chronic some people call it dro
i dont want coke goin up my nose
yeah i got friends and i got some foes
but i just chill and smoke, stay on the low
smoke a pound a day that just how it goes
keepin me paranoid all day looking out the window
gotta keep a look out for the po po
everyone body smokes weed here just read through the pages
people from every differnt ages and race's
roll up a joint put it to your mouth a light
cannabis.com come togehter and unite

i thought that was pretty good ^_^

[cannabis campbell]

bump smoeone read that lol

[bavet]

In a night of destruction
Woken drug induced
Clasping to your soul
Ridin' flames of hell
Slippin' on the edge

In a parallel universe
Things aren't what they seem
Dreams meshed in reality
Take a walk tonight
In a parallel universe
Walkin' in a dream
In scared reality
Lets fly tonight
Through doors of misperception
In a parallel universe

Pain disguised as joy
Surfin' on a cloud
Fallin' far away
Holdin' to yesterday
As it try's to fade away

Jay C Bavet'