Stoner poem contest...(must be about pot)

[HighSeekerz]

Come one come all!
Its Green so Tall!
Lets Harvest and Smoke!
Free Bud is Good Toke!

Written by: ME

HighSeekerz Reviewed by HighSeekerz on 10-17-2006. Stoner poem contest...(must be about pot) I put this in a different post but figured it would be fun for all us stoners to write something stupid and make each other laugh with how retarded we can get while baked. It's poem contest time fuckers!! It can be just a few lines if you want or get crazy for all I give a shit. Just make sure that smoking weed or pot are in the poem / song whatever. Ok I'll start..... I scored a sack of weed that's right. The night... is gonna be a good one. Rating: 5

[Hempstone]

Here's something I wrote over 12 years ago...

In an Arkansaw town called Hope
They grow the very best dope
Bill Clinton grew strong
Taking hits from the bong
And he even got stoned with the Pope

Now his partner who's name was Al Gore
He liked the stuff even more
He huffed and he puffed
On the magic green stuff
And fell face down on the floor

(Okay, I admit, not very mature or spiritual on my part, just a bit of fun and a blast from the past.)

[Hempstone]

Here's another one from about the same time period but it's a little more serious...

Scattered remnants of my shattered sanity
Litter the floors of my mind
Alone I wonder through halls of madness
In darkened mirrors I see shadow reflections
Of my former self blindly seeking the lost utopia

Steel doors slam shut locking out my freedom
In cold marbled halls of justice
They have deemed nature a crime
And I must pay for my association
With one of God's green creations...
The hemp plant

[Hempstone]

By the way, you said this is a contest. What do we win?

[yabatab]

I smoke weed
I don't listen to rap and I don't roll blunts
I never felt the need

Yes I smoke the tree
and if you see me in school
I'm working on a degree

I toke the bud
but I don't act like
a wanna be gangster stud

Yes I smoke sinsemilla
but I don't carry a gun
or talk about how I'd
kill 'ya

See, I'm only me
when I burn a fat one
thats all I can be

[DannyMan]

the monday blues

it started early with the screams
you're 20 minutes late hot beans
get up and shower up wearin jeans
stressin, behavin like crack fiends

shitty work day at shitty pay
peace out im out with a J
then beauty prevails my way
smoke weed all day everyday

[BaknBlake]

pack the bong
play my favorite smoking song
I really dont care if its wrong

Theres my favorite feeling
my own mental healing
feal like i can touch the cealing

oh god im too high
time to say goodbye
go to bed and float in the sky
and to all my fellow smokers...good bye

[DannyMan]

woah i was oging to write another one.. but I took a little nap on accident....

i believe this is 5 hours later. nite nite hahahahah

[the yeag]

here i sit my weed has parted
the fucking DEA
don't get me started
uncle SAM has stole my green
trashed my house
ruined my dream.
they took my pipes
and papers too
they even checked in my goddamn shoe
there is a bright side to all this static
i still got 32 plants up in the attic

ode 2 the DEA part 2

illegal searchers your all about
i blame it on bush
with ought a doubt
when Clinton was in
America was green
we must put to end
this evil regime
curious George is the dictators name
keep searching for W.M.D
the drug war is lame
you have been a failure
your entire life
the air force, oil companies, your ugly ass wife
go smoke a joint, or hit a bong
relax, stop the war
it's time to move on.........


~The pontiff of pot has spoken

[Sabron]

One Bong..
Two Bong..
Red Bong..
Blue Bong..
Whould you smoke pot in a box?
Whould you smoke pot with a fox?
Whould you smoke pot here or there?
I smoke pot....Anywhere
Whould you smoke pot in a house?
Whould you smoke pot with a mouse?
I like green bud and Bongs..
I like pot I-R-Stoned