Stoner poem contest...(must be about pot)

[Damon32]

I put this in a different post but figured it would be fun for all us stoners to write something stupid and make each other laugh with how retarded we can get while baked.

It's poem contest time fuckers!!

It can be just a few lines if you want or get crazy for all I give a shit. Just make sure that smoking weed or pot are in the poem / song whatever.

Ok I'll start.....

I scored a sack of weed that's right.
The night... is gonna be a good one.

They say that fat girls cum alot.
So tonight I fucked...a big one!!

"Snootchie Nootchies!!"

Damon32 Reviewed by Damon32 on 10-16-2006. Stoner poem contest...(must be about pot) I put this in a different post but figured it would be fun for all us stoners to write something stupid and make each other laugh with how retarded we can get while baked. It's poem contest time fuckers!! It can be just a few lines if you want or get crazy for all I give a shit. Just make sure that smoking weed or pot are in the poem / song whatever. Ok I'll start..... I scored a sack of weed that's right. The night... is gonna be a good one. Rating: 5

[Damon32]

Come on you high- ons....

[cannabis campbell]

Went out to get some weed on-lay got no money till friday
gonna roll a nice fat blunt i only do it my way

dont know much about cultivation but i really wanna grow
hope my mum dont find out cuz shes such a hoe

cannabis campbell here stoned, short its CC
cannabis.com is the place to beeee :stoned: lmfao i know its shit i dont have to be told

[4gan2ja0]

ill re-post when im baked

[crudemood]

Mary is my best friend
She makes me my tea
She let's me stay around her place
When there's nowhere else to be
There's nothing in her bedroom
Just a bed and a TV
And it's okay for men aware
Just sit and drink my tea

Im so lonely
I ain't done much lately
When you come looking
You'll find me sleeping soundly
Mary

Mary keeps me smiling
Even when I'm down
She let's me stay around her place
When there's no-one else around

There's nothing in her bedroom
Just a bed and a TV
And it's okay for men aware
Just sit and drink my tea

I'm so lazy
I ain't done much lately
When you come looking
You'll find me sleeping soundly

And when she comes around
She says I always look so down
And yeah, she's always right
She makes me feel alright

Im so lazy,
I ain't done much lately
When you come looking
You'll find me sleeping soundly
Mary

[crudemood]

sorry if this had to your own .. that wasnt my poem, but try to guess whose it is

[shilling]

hello my name is hameed
and i likes to smoke the weed
do not exhale with speed
or the THC won't be freed

[JohhnyPotSmoker]

chillin out
backporch
on to be a long night
with bongs and drunk fights
its hard to sing this song when im high
off weed and some crazy excatsy

stand up and fall back down
the bongs on its new round
gonna hit some of that Dro
listenin to musics crazy sound

[fikusroot]

So I'm like
"Hello psycho cowboy, how's about a ride."
He looks at me and raises and eyebrow and says
You might have seen me on bilboards and such
But I didn't
And he wasn't
And now it seems to me
that I'll sail the seas of green
a psycadelic scream
like a blast of nitro glycerine
And the cowboy sits there and shakes his head
and tucks his children into bed
and tells them not to be like the starry eyed
Hypnotized
Semi-ostracized
Guy
Who sails the sea of green and wonders why
"The cowboy has it much better than I"

[Damon32]

I love this shit man...