I worked in a Canadian Tire store, which is a Canadian store that sells auto stuff, hardware, sporting goods, all that stuff.

So this woman comes in looking for a bike 5 minutes before the store closes. We all wait around for 20 minutes while she decides on what bike she wants. We have to keep a till open late so she can pay. Everybody is pissed off because we all want to go home.

Part of my job was to carry heavy things out for customers, so I got the privilege of carrying this woman's bike to her car. She mentions to me that she came late on purpose so she would get better service. That right there pissed me off. But it gets worse.

We get to the car and its obviously too small to fit the bike inside.

Her: Don't you have bungee cords or something?

Me: Well we're a store, we SELL them, we don't give them out. You didn't bring anything to strap the bike down?

Her: No, go get me some bungee cords.

I go inside tell the manager this woman is demanding bungee cords. He gives me a spool of twine. Good enough.

I go outside, and I start strapping the bike to the stupid woman's trunk.

Her: You didn't bring out scissors to cut the string? I hope you have fun chewing it off.

I finish strapping down the bike, took the out the boxcutter I kept in my pocket and cut the twine. I walked away, and muttered 'fuck off'. She yelled back "PARDON?" and I didn't say anything else and went inside. I never thought I'd tell a customer off, but that woman was a real bitch.