I used to work in a computer store. Really hated the morons that would come in to buy stuff, basically 90% of them come in not knowing what they want to buy. One of my favorite things to tell idiots that would come in that need "a thing for the back of the thing" would be, yeah they are right over there by the things. People would flip out when I would say this, but i mean, cmon, your the dumb ass that jsut asked me for a thing for your thing, idiots.

Another customer started really making me angry one day, so I got him reall worked up untill the point he asked to speak with a manager, so i went and told my manager, dude can you come deal with this drunk guy.. People ended up storming out of the store after my boss talked to em