ok dont u hate dumb customers? i mean i was at work today and sum dumb bitch walked up to me nearly shoutng acting all fucking la de daa and says.

"is this till ope downstairs"


me and a coleugue bth answer "no"


she decided to reply

"but theres quite a few people waiting upstairs i dont think you hav e enoutgh tills"


serously i felt like turning around and saying....yes love thats a cue........its what u stand in if you want help.

u see if i go ada's or saisnbury's......and theres people standing waiting.....i stand behind them and wait too....its called a cue its what you fuckign do!

and what the fuck......do i look like a give a shit that YOU ~"think we should have more tills?.....it aint gonna hapepn luv what do u wan me to do? stand here click my magic fingers and make a till pop up from no where?

if your in a hurry.....dont fucking come in my shop and start moaning that were not fast enouthg for ya. i mean jesus fucking christ woman if im in a hurry you dont see me wandering into argos and demanding everyone fuckign jump for me.....i go when i have enoutgh time for fucks sake,



another one....in the city why is it people will go to any lentgh to be arrogant and stupid? like when i say excuse me while holding a massive pile of rubbish on my back it mean fucking move! not step 3mm to the side ,,,,whats up with that? they see your holding a 2 meter wide bag of rubbish yet when you say excuse me they step like fucking 2 c's to the right and just stare at you as to say "well go on then".....well fuck it i do and if i hapepn to barge them into a shelf then its their fucking fault.....today i nearly lost i said to this guy "look bruv ive said excuse me now would you get our the way?!"

the guy just acted like "oh sorry" all jumping out the way , what the fuck does excuse me mean then? dont u understand english? do u have a mental problem? ....MOVE !


ALSO..i know im goin on but this is what its like.



IF YOU GO TO A HARDWARE STORE TO BUY LIGHTBULBS DONT YOU THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO AT LEAST CHECK THE FRIGGIN WATTAGE?!!?

i got cunts coming in everyday and they chat the same shit.

"excuse me i need a lightbulb"

me: "ok what wattage,fitting,type?"

customer : "erm i dont know"

me: after a long dumb stare......."so how do u expect me to help you , just pick one out of the 245 and hope it works?


customer: "yeah ok i can just return it if i want eh?"


me: (in my mind) NO YOUR CHEAP CUNT you cant do u think i can do anything with ripped up boxes with "tested lightbulbs in them? what am i gonna do resell? i dont think so , how can u be so fucking dumb as to go to buy lightbulbs and not check the wattage?!? fucks sake,



and also whats with these idiot and their returns?


"hi i bought this yesterday got it home and my wife had allready bought one."



look mate why dont u cut the shit and tell the truth? you went home used it dont need it anymore and want your moneyback.......cmon i hardly beleive you AND your wife are so fucking thick you both talk abotu buying that 9pc frying pan set...then go and both buy it on the same day.......CHAT SHIT

or they will coem in wanting 1 screw............and when i show em the packs of 10 we sell for like fucking £1.50 they say sumthign dumb like "oh i dont want to pay all that for ten when i only need 1.....wtf!?!!?? for fucks sake what you gonna do jump on the tube/bus and go to next store? even thought youll probably spend like £2 just getting there? fucking retards or what?!!

or someone will buy something for £1` then come back from like 25 miles away for a refund.......and they probably spent about £10 just coming back to the shop........its like sooooo fucking desprate to save that £1 they are willing to spend another £10? CHAT SHIT,




anyways thats my work vent over., probably more to come
chisme Reviewed by chisme on . if you work in a shop read this ok dont u hate dumb customers? i mean i was at work today and sum dumb bitch walked up to me nearly shoutng acting all fucking la de daa and says. "is this till ope downstairs" me and a coleugue bth answer "no" she decided to reply Rating: 5