I've thought of telling people I'm gay just so they'll stop bugging me

I've never dated much, because while i might think a lot of people are hot or whatnot, i don't "fall" for people very often, and i tend to screw up pretty much every relationship i get into

but a lot of my friends and co-workers think i'm gay and joke about it because i'm a virgin and i haven't dated anyone for a long time (and i'm not interested in doing so either)

so what do you guys think? would it be wrong for me to just say i'm gay so people will stop bugging me?