I've thought of telling people I'm gay just so they'll stop bugging me

I've never dated much, because while i might think a lot of people are hot or whatnot, i don't "fall" for people very often, and i tend to screw up pretty much every relationship i get into

but a lot of my friends and co-workers think i'm gay and joke about it because i'm a virgin and i haven't dated anyone for a long time (and i'm not interested in doing so either)

so what do you guys think? would it be wrong for me to just say i'm gay so people will stop bugging me?
Transition Force Reviewed by Transition Force on . gayness as a cop-out? This was an issue for my best friend before it was ever an issue for me, so it got me thinking, and now I'm wondering if it might apply to me. Here's the deal. He and I were bestest buddies and we're both pretty bisexual, meaning we each often have gay urges that we each entertain just as welcomingly as straight ones. Well, he and I have both dated a series of girls who left us high and dry in many ways, everything from just being confused and breaking up without explanation, to Rating: 5