yo yo!

Hmm, yo yo? That reminds me of something... A yo-yo, I think

Man I used to love those little things, but I had a bad experience with a yo-yo once. I was walking down the street, playing with my yo-yo, when a man jumped out of a car, threw me in the back of it, kidnapped me and subjected me to all sorts of wierd and disgusting things. Then he held me for ransom for 6 years, where I was forced to eat rats and my own feet..

The Police found him eventually, and rescued me, but I still haven't forgiven my yo-yo for what happened that day..

I don't think i'll ever be able to.. not totally