rap i wrote

[MastaChronic]

heres a rap that i DID write, sometime ago, just found it in a file labeled "grade A rhyme time" on my notepad
smokin weed
its all i need
i gotta feed
this hunger for the indo
that i grow
you all know,
ill fuck any ho
with my big toe
but i dont get diseased tho
shoot a po-po
when he try an steal the indo
that i grow
all day
everyday
lightin up a J
i go all the way
blaze an play
pass out aroun noon
while watchin loony toons
i blow the smoke ina balloon
suck it back in at school
an the teachers be like"can i get a hit of that?"
"naw! bitch! get your own sack"
i sell crack laced coca cola
and listen to the A1 yola
people call mine crack-a mola
get home and spark up a bowla
you might be a hater
but this is the end of my rhyme
so see yall later

heres some more

ima killa
for tha skrilla
guerrila warfare
i might nut in yo hair
slam yo skull in the wall
lock yo soul in a doll
i got mad skills
go for mad kills
but im not about dolla bills
now im in a courtroom
straight trippin from tha mushroom
judgey wudgey piggy pie
stick yo gut
kick yo eye
i dont die
ima wicked clown like that
flap my wings in tha d-town sky
like a vampire bat
stabbin fred
til he dead
blood drippin out from the cranium wound
and i like loony toons
im tryna say anything that rhymes
i do this on tha street fo nickels an dimes
cause this freaks wit yo head
and without you freaks would lick lead

ima rhyme
in my prime time
with a technine
steady doin crime
like a keylime
dont got a dime
what the fuck is thyme?
ima west coast ghost
sunday pig roast
this floats like boats
i can dance for thrice
spit fire an ice
ancient chinese secret makin wine from rice
cause im cool like obie trice

[baisez le monde.]

hey sweetie do all your av's involve humping?

[MastaChronic]

a good deal of them do, do you want meh to change it? does it "offend" you? lol

[baisez le monde.]

ive nothing against humping

[MastaChronic]

:thumbsup: humping is great exercise :thumbsup: plus i like the display of macabreity of skeletons doing it doggystyle

[Jaycub]

"She'll be loose as a goose when I finish my duty
And when it's all said and done I'll fuck her in the booty"

hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaah
*breath*
hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[chisme]

twas good mate ....but yeah weve all done those little stoner raps heheheheheh i do mine at work.

here i am getting my cashflow,
earn it all then spend it on blow,
we roll up 1 we roll 2 for the show,
and i banged your mum cos shes a ho,
come ave a smoke get high bro,
puff puff pass before we go,



blah blah blah

[blazed620]

thanks for the replies ppl..

[DannyMan]

Granted, there are some good sexual rap songs, but many of the appealing ones incorporate the use of creative components that capture people's attention.

We fucked on the bed, fucked on the floor, fucked so long, I grew a fucking AFRO!

:rasta:

[Nochowderforyou]

That was a terrible "rap", awful. You should be banished from writing your "creative" thoughts on paper ever again.