Quote Originally Posted by Mrpotsmoka
The best one I had heard about was when he was going thru the Myles Standish State Forrest in Plymouth doing about 80mph. There are alot of hills and wide open roads. Its alot of fune.
Ohhhh, well, emm, ahhh, FUCK ME! I RIDE MY BIKE IN MYLES STANDISH STATE FOREST!

Yizzer eejits, ya know that? First class! The ass he scrapes on the pavement MIGHT BE MINE!

Tell your wicked dumbass friend to

  1. Slow the hell down!, and
  2. Don't bogart that blunt! When he sees me, I want a toke!


Christ knows I deserve one if I'm going to die!

Anyway, so your bud runs into Sgt. Don "Frosted" Dunkin, and 'fesses up, even handing over his bag for inspection. So between bites of his donut, the piggie says:

Quote Originally Posted by Mrpotsmoka
"Dont let me catch you bringin this stuff through my forrest again, Now go ahead" So my friend rolls up his window and drives away..............Without the 1/2 ounce of course.
Of course. And back at the station house, the Brave Boys in Blue were firin' it up even before the Domino's delivery arrived ....