Weirdest-Tasting Stoned Foods

[stinkyattic]

Last night I got the munchies and dove into a jar of Italian stuffed cherry bomb peppers, the ones with provolone and proscuitto... mmm!!!
But the problem is you have to slice them in quarters because they are kind of big, and they kept falling apart, and I get all OCD when I'm stoned and I couldn't just eat all the little pieces; nooooo.... I had to try to reassemble them and THEN eat them. It's funny now but I was getting annoyed that they didn't look right when I put them back together!

stinkyattic Reviewed by stinkyattic on 12-13-2006. Weirdest-Tasting Stoned Foods Hi everyone, Please list the foods that were the "weirdest" stoned. For example: 1. Salt Water Taffy. I had to chew it forever. And ever. And ever. And I had to concentrate *so* hard to get it unstuck from my teeth. And then I had to play with all the little stuck-in-between-my-teeth pieces with my tongue until I got all of those out, too. *shivers just thinking about it* 2. Caramel Apple. At first... very good. Halfway through... hmmm. Towards the end: gooey texture, Rating: 5

[lowryderulez]

i decided to eat one of my chillis whats been growing, and DAMN that was hot, took a massive bite outta it and felt like my mouth had melted off! Also i have peanut butter n toast, i make the finest goddamn toast you ever taste, fine golden butter n bread but it takes me ages on every bite i ave to lick my teeth gums lips coz i make a shit loada mess haha

[stinkyattic]

i decided to eat one of my chillis whats been growing, and DAMN that was hot, took a massive bite outta it and felt like my mouth had melted off!

Did the same thing stoned like a month ago... thought it was a great idea to go up in the garden and grab a Corne di Toro... Oh, fuck, was that a stupid idea!

[LIP]

Eating sushi while your tripping on 5 acid hits is interesting to say the least.

But as for being stoned, anything that i can chew, i eat, be it food or carpet... i dont care, if im hungry i'll eat anything, nothing botheres me.

[dutch.lover]

sushi when im high actually bothers me sometimes. every once in awhile i get so fixated on the texture of the fish, and especially the seaweed, that i get all grossed out and it gets my gag reflex going. other times though, eating sushi is amazing.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

I chewed peanut M&Ms the other day so fast and for so long (I SCARFED them) that afterwards I felt like I had eaten an entire jar of peanut butter, all the peanut goo was stuck to my mouth. Icky. That was weird.

[420purpHAZE420]

nutter-butters, they suck when ur high

[The End]

This expensive milk chocolate drink, which tasted rely watered down.

[Metaphor]

Raw cookie dough & Grilled cheese with bacon and tomato not mixxed, unless ur into that
ego waffles are fast easy and great too

[TheSmokingMonkey]

I have to second the tuna fish thing. I had tuna pasta tonight, it would have been much better sober.