Weirdest-Tasting Stoned Foods

[TheSmokingMonkey]

Hi everyone,

Please list the foods that were the "weirdest" stoned. For example:

1. Salt Water Taffy. I had to chew it forever. And ever. And ever. And I had to concentrate *so* hard to get it unstuck from my teeth. And then I had to play with all the little stuck-in-between-my-teeth pieces with my tongue until I got all of those out, too. *shivers just thinking about it*

2. Caramel Apple. At first... very good. Halfway through... hmmm. Towards the end: gooey texture, crunchy texture, and they're all very separate tastes and not blending well together at all. Ugh. Weird.

So I'm not looking for bad, just things that were... weird. Not quite normal.

TheSmokingMonkey Reviewed by TheSmokingMonkey on 10-12-2006. Weirdest-Tasting Stoned Foods Hi everyone, Please list the foods that were the "weirdest" stoned. For example: 1. Salt Water Taffy. I had to chew it forever. And ever. And ever. And I had to concentrate *so* hard to get it unstuck from my teeth. And then I had to play with all the little stuck-in-between-my-teeth pieces with my tongue until I got all of those out, too. *shivers just thinking about it* 2. Caramel Apple. At first... very good. Halfway through... hmmm. Towards the end: gooey texture, Rating: 5

[Cannarade]

Chocolate milk is kind of grimey when your high

[Pride]

pickles are fuckin crazy

[crare]

lol great topic

if i'm high enough i'll mindfuck anything into weirdness

i coudl be pickin away at a chicken leg thinkin about the chicken and his life, his family and shit, wondering why he's such a tasty bird. why did he become so tasty? why does he need all these bones and body pieces? i'll start thinking about like evolution and shit, then about god. i'll think about a verse from the bible (which is kinda funny cuz i know almost nothing about it) and then apply it to my life, then throw a buddhist twist on it. i'll meditate on it while eating the chicken and then i'll say

"yeh"

and my friend will be like

"what?"

"nothing."

"okay."

chicken consumption continues, and so does the mindfuck.

for fun foods tho:

sunflower seeds (or any shelled nut)
lunchables sandwiches
mashed potatos (you can make like a little castle with a moat of gravy around it or something)
or just stick as much gum in your mouth as you can. that's a flavor explosion


but right now i'm eatin brownies. these are the kind of brownies that are going to make the rest of my foods weird for today.

[KindMidasSoundman]

grilled peanut butter and tuna fish sandwiches on white toast!! MMMMMMMMM!!

[liberiamom]

I ate some tunafish straight out of a can while high on acid, long, long ago- it was not good, it had the consistency of sawdust; I had to spit it out, and then I had to brush my teeth, which is a pretty wild experience on acid- all that mint!

[40oz]

When I first started getting high it would take me a good 15 minuets to eat a peanutbutter cup. I don't know why., peanut butter was just hard to get down, yet delicious.

[Black Water Park]

i dunno, but once when i was tripping, i ate some cold shrimp, everything about that experience was very, very weird.

[Willard_420]

I agree with pickles and cold shrimp for sure.

Yogurt is pretty messed as well.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

every once in a while it will seem like a great idea to eat cheese while i'm high. just take out a big hunk of cheddar and munch the sucker down. after about the third bite i realize how stupid the idea really is and spend the next half hour trying to rid my mouth of this thick orange paste. every time i tell myself that i'll never make the same mistake again, but i always know that eventually it will seem like a great idea to eat cheese while i'm high. just take out a big hunk of monterey jack and munch the sucker down. after about the third bite......