Can God make a stone so heavy that he himself cannot lift it?

[BigNugs4U]

So, in conlusion, Judeo-Christian doctrines about God teach that God is not bound to our physical regulations, and of course, he created them.

[BigNugs4U]

So, the best answer i could give would be, God can do anything you can think of, and anything you cannot think of, and then everythign else.

[BigNugs4U]

i am really high right now and apologize if i have rambled:stoned:

As a result, i have noticed that i addressed Mr Devious when i should have addressed Moorepheened. Again, i am stoned, so sorry (not really).:stoned:

[Purple Banana]

Religion is phenominally easy to explain.

Aztec, Mayan, and Incans had hundreds of gods and goddesses to explain the daily "phenomina" that happened in their lives
Early Greeks and Romans used gods and goddesses to have an extrenal, agreed-upon system of faith that explained and rationalized occurrences and decisions
Earlier Europeans, particularly the Catholic church used god as a means to control the government, people, and to collect huge sums of money from the King's subjects simultaneously instilling a fear in god
Henry VIII manipulated Anglicanism as means of allowing him to divorce his many wives
And to date, many religious groups use the form of god and 'morality' interchangably to acheive what they want (issues with prayer in schools, Creationism in schools, death penalty, gay marriage, abortions, ect)

Religion is simply a means of having a bunch of different beliefs of what causes the unknown. Greek and Roman culture had gods to explain war, sleep, rain, storms, love, intelligence, and then later upgraded to mostly Catholic and protestant religions, which do not offer multi-gods (it's blasphemy now) because they have discovered means of knowing how the forementioned processes work! You don't see many Greeks and Italians worshipping Zeus and Athena now, do you? Of course they have statues, but to serve only as a reminder of what they founded many principles on.

For me, MOST (NOT ALL) religious groups harness their gods as a mean to try to get what they want in life, but back it up claiming it's offending their morals and beliefs, because we're such an immensly politically correct society, and religion and government are beginning to mix again. Many religions are severly impeding progress in sciences because they claim its immoral and evolution is crap, ect.

So you see, from a logical (and most likely "sinful" POV), religion is simply Man's way of explaining what is unknown.

And for tax breaks.

While we're on the subject, can the Flying Spaghetti Monster create a pasta dish so hot and delicious that He Himself cannot eat it?

[Pass That Shit]

"Can God make a stone so heavy that he himself cannot lift it?"

Yes, HE can do anything. Men build buildings that they can't move all the time. So why is God not capable of it? I think it would be a good thing that the rock he created couldn't be moved. I'd like to stand on that rock.

Some times a bowl takes you back to old conversations.....:dance: LOL

[moorephened]

i am really high right now and apologize if i have rambled:stoned:

As a result, i have noticed that i addressed Mr Devious when i should have addressed Moorepheened. Again, i am stoned, so sorry (not really).:stoned:

No problem. I just figured I was being called devious.

Kidding.:thumbsup: