well, the moof is a very mysterious thing, normally located next to the soutern ganglion, right next to the pancreas. it normally generates blue T cells into your body, the cells responsible for making people assholes. the moof is generally pinkish green with a hint of beige, smelling of daisies and dog shit. other than that, no one knows what the moof really is, or what real purpose it serves in the human body