Spelling errors revised for the ASSHOLES:

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alright, it waz like this - i was burning a fat ass L in the upstairs room

the room is real big like an attic, but its cool and painted and i used 2 live there

i forget to pull the window open all the way and turn the air conditioner on intake, so it was all smokey and i starting spraying all my axe and shit

after i came down my grandmother was like, "you smoking?" and then started laughing and i was like "no" and she was like "then why are you spraying all that cologne?"

and i was like "i ripped a big one" lmfao

and she was like "spray some more"

then she told me a story about how her brother(who blazes good shit) was growing weed and always spraying when the plant rippened and shit.
but every time i get up late at night and walk, my fucking mean ass mom who calls is like "maybe you need a shower to calm you down"
I say "you dont understand, im hungry and shit like that"
and then my mom says "you smokin?" and laughs... I didnt laugh back and acted offended.
later, my dad in cali says "I know you smoke, since i found it when u washed, and i smoked it all fool!" we laughed soo hard he just said "your grandmother knows but ur mom doesnt since she is a prick"

you think she knows?

p.s first post and long and i cant spell my bad please dont flame me