i got the coolest grandmother

[standupguy]

aight it waz like that i was burung a fat ass lL n the upstairs room

the room is real big like a attic but its cool and painted and i used 2 live their

i forget to pull the window up all the way and turn the ac on intake so it was all smoky and i starting spraying all my axe and ish

after i came down she was liek u smoking and then starting laughing and i was like no and she was like then why u spraying all that cologne

and i was like i ripped a big one lmfao

and she waz like spray sum more

then she told me a story about how hur brother(who blazes good sht) was growing weed and always spraying when the plant rippens and shit
but every time i get up late at night and walk my fucking mean ass mom who calls is like maybe u need a showr 2 calm u down
u dont understand im hungrey and ish like that
and then my mom says u smokin and laughs i diddnt laugh back and acting affended
my dad in cali says i no u smoke since i found it when u washed and i smoked it all fool we laughed soo hard he just said u granmother noes but ur mom doesnt since she is a prick

u think she noes

p.s first post and long and i cant spell my bad please dont flame me

standupguy Reviewed by standupguy on 10-11-2006. i got the coolest grandmother aight it waz like that i was burung a fat ass lL n the upstairs room the room is real big like a attic but its cool and painted and i used 2 live their i forget to pull the window up all the way and turn the ac on intake so it was all smoky and i starting spraying all my axe and ish after i came down she was liek u smoking and then starting laughing and i was like no and she was like then why u spraying all that cologne and i was like i ripped a big one lmfao Rating: 5

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[memoryburner]

I'll come back to this thread when someone can translate it.

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[halo]

I'll come back to this thread when someone can translate it.

He said he was a bad speller...

[thNk.m0rbid]

yes, he DID say he was a bad speller..

[led.zeppelin]

Im sick of grammar nazis on this site. think thats bad try Myspace. We're stoners not scholars. Sounds cool dude, My moms ok with me smoking and once i was like "MOOOOM! wheres the goddamn oreos" and she was laughing at me

[standupguy]

lmao i mean i really want to grow my own bud but im not even comfortable having joint papers in my mothers house i feel like a shit head.

[Greenport]

Lmao i like ur grandma

[Zoosh]

I think a lot of moms become nieve.
Cool grandma though man.

[herostyle]

Your grandma is cool as shit.