i'm a telemarketer, i get paid 9.75 to babysit a computer for 22 hours a week. this summer after i graduate from high school i'll be working full time. they also give us free food in the break room, and i get paid vacation and sick days. also a 401k plan.

best part: all my managers and coworkers are stoners. there are people working there that got hired straight out of prison for possession of cocaine. one of my managers has dreadlocks down to his ass and he went to 70 Phish shows.