Go to school baked?

[Pius]

man, if you're smoking at school...use visine. not only because it makes your eyes white, but because it makes you less paranoid. i got expelled from a high school i went to because i was high at school. it was 3rd period and i had just skipped second(homeroom) to get high with my buddy. i was also skipping third cuz i was too high to go and i had no visine. me and my buddy are walking around the halls and i run into my homeroom teacher. she stops me and tells me that i missed a test and i'd have to come to the office so she could photocopy it and give me a copy to take then. i was paranoid as hell, but its not like i had a choice...what was i gonna do? run? so i went with her to the office to take this test and she sits me outside the VP's office and tells me she has to talk to the VP for a second since she's down in this area anyway. so i sit and wait and she comes out and tells me that the VP wants to talk to me about missing second period. so im like "damn, but at least im not busted for smoking pot." i walk in and she's like "have a seat" so i do, and she goes "so i hear you've been skipping class to get high" and i was like "what?" O_O she then told me that i was going to be "removed from roll" and i should go clean out my locker right then. so i cleaned out my locker, found my buddy again, and we smoked an 8th behind the school...but damn i was tricked, and she was the hottest teacher i've ever had and so nice....can't believe she did that to me

[Frickr]

Dude, I'm always runnin late in the mornings, so i fuckin never have time to blaze up, but when i do, its usually over noon hour. well i got the easiest math class you could take for a senior (equivilent to 8th grade math) and thats where most of the stoners in our school are that hour, so we all know when one of us is backed, we just laugh about it and just hang out. Everyone in our school is pretty clueless when it comes to smoking pot, they know we all do it, they just cant tell, we act the same all the time so thats kinda cool.
Now going to work is a diffrent story, that shit gets hard. i work at a tiny ass grocery store, and there is way to much thinking, and standing to be stoned every day, its kind of a nice break a few times a week, me and a few of my fellow employee's go out back and smoke a joint, and head back in. and its pretty damn cool to be the supplyer of the old time smokers in the place. i just wish i could get some kind around here for cheaper.... $60 an 1/8 is to much, then its $30 for shwag... North dakota sucks ass

[RIP ODB]

"WHATS THE CAPITOL OF OF FRANCE?.....(my name)" "uuuhhhh, FUCK YOU!" "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" " i said FUCK YOU! what're you gonna do about it? nothin! thats right, i just exercised my freedom of speach to say FUCK YOU!" " go to the principals office!" why? because i exercised the right that every american has and you didnt like it? what, did i hurt your FEELINGS and your gonna go cry in the corner during lunch break while eating you pastrami sandwich? fuck france, why the hell do i wana learn about some country that i dont give a shit about and probably will never visit, by the way the capitol of france is your mother, i mean paris....although your mother IS sometimes mistaken for it" "GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE OR IM CALLING SECURITY!! IF YOU WERE AN ADULT ID BEAT YOUR ASS!" "o, youd beat my ass huh? ok then , when i turn 18 you be expectin me mu'afucka! i'll woop your ass all the way to france! maybe your mother will cushion the fall!" "(beep) security! i need you in room 102 now!" "is it (my name) again?" "just get down here!" and by that time, im gone, usually to the park and up an oak tree, where i can smoke a few bowls in private

Damn, you are sooo gangsta.

[cheeber]

considering theres about a thousand cops walking around my school and we have K-9's in there all the time you get kind of paranoid, dont get me wrong ive tried it and hated it.

[Pipe Dreams]

When I was in highschool the only way I could even begin to take being there was when I was stoned. On the daus I couldnt come stoned I used to skip school.

O.o

[led.zeppelin]

Did it once because it sounded fun, Smoked a joint of some nice sativa just before catching the bus. I was kind of scared to talk to my teachers incase I said something that like let them know i was baked. Then i had to read this shit out loud and was mucking it up

[Red Eyes]

I use to come to school stoned of my ass but i dont like to any more cause its hard as fuck to stay up during my third class my comedown make me wanna sleep.

[MrGuyUK]

im at college in the UK and it's not so bad now. but when i starte cllege is when i first started smoking regularly (bout 3 months ago.) about 2 weeks into term, for the first time, me and a new friend went up to the local park (literally across the road from college, a massive park) and sat on a banking because he had some squidgy black. so he rolled that out and wacked it in a joint. we were so paranoid and stuff because it was just us (and obviously, squidgy black isnt hte easiest thing to stealthily smoke in a joint)

But it was good, then the next day, we went back with some skunk, went ot the top of that banking and saw the bandstand where there were like 15 A2 (second year) student about 4 of which were skinning up, so we went and joined them. Things got worse and i went up there every chance i got, between leaving my door for college n getting ont he bus home (7:30 - 4) i was smoking up to 9 joints. naturally going in stoned. but it wasnt how you would think. i couldnt really go to physics stoned because it was never after lunch or a free, but psychology was. so ive been to probably more than half my psych lessons stoned, yet im predicted a/b with average test results of 96% yet earlier today i dropped my physics class (For theater studies) because i was only predicted d/e. So hmmm. But ove the past 3 weeks, ive cut down a lot at college (mainly because for the first time, drought is actually effecting the "stoner crew" at the band stand so its not as accessible) but ive only been up there twice this week so... im recovering, and over coming addiction.

But being stoned in class really isnt as bad as everyone makes out. personally, i dont feel stupid or anything. i can still attain reasonable grades. and im not talking lightly stoned, ive been into psych classes n literally 5 people have had like a 2 minute chat n just said "ur stoned out ur face" because of red-eye. I think teachers have an incling

but as long as i'm not bad they dont mint.

Going to education stoned isnt that bad if you're not a bad stoned.

[Chronic.Tonic]

I go to calss baked a lot. Sometimes it's a bad idea but I usually just handle it and a wait for the end of calss and go home. I have a calculus calss in college three days a week and I go to that class stoned almost every day. I took an exam about two weeks ago stoned of a few bowls of chrondo and got like a 89%. When I know the material, smoking helps. When I don't, I shouldn't smoke.

[dirtysouth870]

been there done that