I heard about someone, who used to be in the army, well anyway, he sliced someone up with garden shears.

They found out he'd done it after smoking "super strength cannabis"

BUT, they also new he had a mental disorder... dunno what but anyway

You know what the judge said

It wouldnt have happened if he haddnt smoked cannabis


How the fuck did he work that out?

THAT should be against the law.