for the girls

[ukmonkey]

"industry"...."facial"....what exactly do you mean by "spliff"

havent read the rest of the thred yet but ahaha thats brilliant i love international forums!


... but to have that many posts and not get it... it cant be excused by being american thats just plain stupid.

Oh and about the topic I think a spliff and a massage is awsome... a spliff and sex is the ultimate though... actually no.. a spliff, followed by a massage followed by sex... followed by another spliff. Thats my idea of heaven :rasta:

ukmonkey Reviewed by ukmonkey on 10-11-2006. for the girls if you could have a nice spliff before a facial or a nice massage would you? what am i saying of course you would. I'm in the industry and just wondered if there was a call for it. Ta xx Rating: 5

[stinkyattic]

Okay, I'd love to get stoned before a nice pedicure and calf massage!
My boyfriend got in trouble with our chiropractor, who does a lot of massge work during the sessions, for showing up stoned... it was hilarious.
I don't get my nails done because it's boring and my fingernails are dirty all the time anyway from gardening, but if I did I'd like to be able to smoke DURING the treatment!
Hey Rachel, if you're in the industry, you could carve out a nice niche for yourself doing house calls so your girlies could smoke during their facials.
BTW that's my name too!

[Purple Banana]

I smoked a nice joint before an accupuncture treatment for back pain and insomnia... Those needles work very well on their own, but I was out like a light in about 15 minutes.

It was great- if the treatment is very relaxing for you, the doctor will allow a 2 hour sort of "healing nap" with soft music, candles, and, well, wow. It was great.

[LIP]

Okay, I'd love to get stoned before a nice pedicure and calf massage!
My boyfriend got in trouble with our chiropractor, who does a lot of massge work during the sessions, for showing up stoned... it was hilarious.
I don't get my nails done because it's boring and my fingernails are dirty all the time anyway from gardening, but if I did I'd like to be able to smoke DURING the treatment!
Hey Rachel, if you're in the industry, you could carve out a nice niche for yourself doing house calls so your girlies could smoke during their facials.
BTW that's my name too!

Thats a good point, house to house stoned massages. You'd make alot of money.

[rachel25]

Thanks guys i'll give it a try then, pity you dont all live by me x

[TheSmokingMonkey]

I love both things so why not put them together?

I think an exfoliating scrub would be the BEST.

[Left]

I have been well aware of what a spliff is. I said what do you mean BY spliff not what IS a spliff

[darkside]

its funny how everybody was calling you stupid for not knowing what a spliff was and they didnt even get your reference. lol

[MyMARYJANE]

yes, def.

[Bob the Awesome]

oh, ok, for a minute i thought you meant industry=xxx facial=seamen face. Strange how beauty therapist and porn star have a lot of the same vocabulary words.

I read "seamen" in the context and I about died << :stoned: