okay you know who john tucker is? yeah well at the end of the movie he said "This IS My other girl friend and this is going to work."

so i hope you make use fo this information and do not abuse it.
People are REAL PEOPLE. Not robots.
that means they have FEELINGS.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE?
good.
then i give you permission to read this.

HOW TO BE NINJA PIMPIN

Guideline # 0 = ITS ONLY MONEY!!!!!!!

Guideline # 1 = Be Nice!

Guideline # 2 = Do your best.

Guideline # 3 = Only say whay will get your 'company' to say what you want them to say.. Because your saying what they want to hear.

Guideline # 4 = Be Sophisticated. But K.I.S.S. (keep it simple shithead)

Guideline # 5 = Never hold your head down or your a bitch.

Guideline # 6 = If you dont like what you see, cross your arms. ect.. They hate that....

Guideline # 7 = If you dont like what went down, dust your shoulders off. Ect...

Guideline # 8= If you think your gonna like whats goin' Down... "Pop yo' Colla'" ect....

Guideline # 9= Lean back & enoy occasionally.

Guideline # 10 Don't Just be Pimpin', Be Ninja Pimpin'.


See isnt that all common sence? pssh-ah if everyone knew these guidlines i thnk people and their relationships would have a higher % ratio of working out on a national average. lol
Jacop Reviewed by Jacop on . SN guide To Ninja Pimpin okay you know who john tucker is? yeah well at the end of the movie he said "This IS My other girl friend and this is going to work." so i hope you make use fo this information and do not abuse it. People are REAL PEOPLE. Not robots. that means they have FEELINGS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE? good. then i give you permission to read this. HOW TO BE NINJA PIMPIN Rating: 5