Burger King Pot Burgers

[horror business]

The officers didn't become sick. They got stoned. Why can't the news tell the truth? Even though I wouldn't liked to be drugged without my knowledge (unless it was marijuana or cocaine, and they told me, but I'd be happy, not pissed), I still thought it was funny. They noticed something was terribly, terribly wrong with the burgers?

Well... if the workers just put buds on, then the officers would take off the bun, after chewing something strange, and see a bud, and they wouldn't need to test it... No. It was a lie. What probably happened, is that, they enjoyed the burgers (maybe they were the amazing new BK Stackers), and then, an hour or two later, were sitting in there car, eating donuts or something similar, and then, noticed something was "wrong". They probably went back to the police station high as a kite, and they got drug tested, and tested positive for marijuana, and concluded, it was from the burgers, and just so happened to be right.

That's probably what really happened.

[ronjohn420]

i think orangeman is right........

the werent victims ... theryre people just like us, they have smoked before... they probably enjoied it till the high was almost wore off, then they bitched and went and raided the damn burger king

but i wouldnt say.... SICK or TERRIBLE or no dramatized shit like that

[Jaycub]

they probably went back to burger king just to steal the rest of the stash from the kids that worked there.

yeahhh!

[Fengzi]

Internal Affairs: "Officer Gabaldon, your urine tested positive for marijuana. What do you have to say for yourself?"
Officer Gabaldon: "It was the burger. I swear it"
Internal Affairs: just rolls eyes

Serioulsy though, the most fucked up I ever got was when I ate two weed cookies. Just unbelieveably wacked out of my mind. If these guys were really two straight as an arrow, never smoked or did drugs in their lives, types I can see how the experience would freak them out. And yeah, I can see the statement of "it could have ended in very tragic results if they had been responding to a life or death situation'" being reasonable. Not that the weed would hurt them but that they could hurt themselves or others. Think about it, two guys, high as a kite with no clue about what's going on, both with loaded weapons. Scary...

[rottenPauL]

fengzi is absolutely right in any way

[horror business]

Fengzi: you made me see it in a different light. If they were normal, and then a minute later, their whole reality changes, I guess that would be pretty scary, since they had no clue... but then again... I don't know...

I still think it's funny, and luckily it WAS just marijuana, and not something that could have caused them physical harm.

[MastaChronic]

they probably got all paranoid and thought they were gonna die, im sorry but this story just made my day lol

[Kryzco]

Fengzi

you.are.right.

I didn't think of that either

but I'm not known for thinkin much

but now that you mention it, two extremely stoned cops with weapons is a scary though, especially if they decided to go on a power trip

[Stedric]

I agree that its wrong to drug someone without their knowledge but sheesh, they went to a hospital? Come on, its weed. It has the chemical potency of a strong tea, maybe even less.

[phytokind]

There's always the possibility that there was something else in the burgers as well, and people tend to panic when they ingest something that could potentially be toxic, which can really alter how you percieve a high or whatever. But putting drugs or chemicals or whatever in somebodies food is a major felony, remember those college students that laced the food that was delivered to some faculty members? I think that they could get life for that.