One afternoon I was smoking, and my lighter was running out of fluid, so I borrowed my Dad's and got fucking baked. A few hours later I realized I hadn't put the lighter back, and he was gonna be home in like 10 minutes, then I couldn't find the lighter! I was freaking out and it ruined my high :[ But I found it just in time!

I always hear the phone ringing when I'm stoned. It gets annoying after awhile, I keep getting up to answer it and it's not even ringing! lol