Quote Originally Posted by Inferius
I have a story about that.
One random day in the spring, I was chilling on my porch in the backyard, just hanging with my dog.
I notice that right beside me, due to the occasional frantic/desperate buzz, a spider is hurryingly wrapping up a bee that got caught in it's web. I've never seen this before. I pity the bee.
Using a twig, I destroy the webbing around the bee, essentially freeing it from a slow, horrible death.
It buzz's off for all it's worth.
About 2 minutes later, the thing wont leave me alone. I'm scared shitless of bee's at the time, and this thing is fucking ATTACKING ME.
So finally, after at least five minutes of running and turning and ducking, I accept my fate. Let the bastard sting me, and by doing so, kill himself.
The bee flies near my face... hovers for a moment...
And kisses me on the lip.

And off he went.


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Huh, wonderful story..?