Quote Originally Posted by LIP
Get a few condoms, put a small amount of normal cream in them and put em on they're car windscreens... They wont know the differnce.

Or wait for them and as they are about to do it jump out and say "Hey, fuck you budddy" in a southpark voice.

Or shoot them in the legs.
Lol, this reminds me of a party I went to once. One of my mates had been a right prat all night and hassling the ladies. So when he finally crashed out from a binge of drink n coke. We pulled his kegs down, got one condom put a lil KY in it to look like jizz and used a pencil to put it up his ass while he was in his drunken stupor. I'll never forget his face in the morning, he came into the kitchen while we having breakfast and said he needed to go home, and asked if one of us give him a lift. He was like, im not sure that I can walk. PMSL. To this day he thinks he was butt fucked in his sleep. So let that be a lesson to ya, dont fuck with the ladies when buddies about!

Peace

Buddy