post a man seeking men add in the local paper with their info., put wanted posters of them everywhere, sstab them in the juggular, put lax in some space cakes and feed them, put duck tape on there back tires and dead animal under the hood, pee in a peer and make em drink up, and shoot them all with your paint ball gun......
that should keep thme busy for a while .....so you can kill all family and close freinds.