fuckin drug test forums

[benagain]

That is very educated and very correct. It happened to my friend last week buddy! They are not required by law to give you another chance, my friend only got another chance because his cousin works for the company...read the post. Its just common sense, obviously a LAB knows if you drank water right before, and why did you drink water right before?....to dillute you piss to filter out drugs. Thats the same as failing. Obviously like I said (if you read) its gonna depend on the job. Some jobs use the simple little on the spot test, and some send to labs.

I think you're correct here. I don't think the law requires anything. If the company wants to fire you, a dilluted drug test is as good as a failed one.

[friendowl]

water = clear piss
b-12 vitamin = yellow color to clean piss

simple but effective

[nevaquit01]

Not exactly. Dilution will occur naturally in people if they actually have drank a bunch of water. What if they have a shy bladder and must drink a few glasses to go? Regardless as to why they diluted their sample a diluted sample does NOT mean a failed test. It is a do over. The lab has no results either way and thus cannot say pass or fail so they will let you do it over. If it happens again, yes, they will get suspicous. Trust me. And even though this is the case using some creatine a few days earlier and some vitamin B the hour before will fool their tests for dilution even. You will have diluted your sample, but with these extra steps they won't know. Dilution is the way to go. You know all those papers you sign before you take a drug test. Read them sometime. I assure you, a diluted sample is not means for termination (when applying for a job). If you're on parol dilution will throw a red flag, but they too give second chances. The worst that can happen is you have a few more days to get clean. A diluted drug test is NOT a failed test as they have failed to find any traces of anything, much less enouph of something to incriminate you. You know you do drugs. They don't. Thats your advantage.

[Damon32]

jesus....... some of these posts crack me up man.

[Burnt Toast]

They are not required by law to give you another chance

False! Under both, the US Dept of Transportation and the Dept of Health & Human Services regulations, a dilute does not constitute a failure and a retest must be given. Water is not the only fluid that can cause a diluted result. Coffee and all other fluids can affect the outcome of a test.

obviously a LAB knows if you drank water right before, and why did you drink water right before?....to dillute you piss to filter out drugs.

Wrong. Labs are not detectives. Fluid intake is normal prior to a drug test. Its especially common in blue-collar fields where workers stay hydrated. In fact, its an OSHA requirement for workers to keep hydrated during the course of duty. For this reason, and many others, an existing employee who had been discharged for a diluted result can be entitled to civil remedy.

Thats the same as failing.

Wrong again. See first paragragh.

[BlueBear]

When I was in the hole for a week because of this same thing with about 50 other guys for watered down UA's I must of been put over on, but now since I have been inlightend, I wonder if I can go back and file a suit against the instatution?
Adieu

[GrowRebel]

Synthetic Piss is the only way to go ..... 100% fool proof ... I use minute man .... but there are others on the market too .... for me minute man is the best .... indefinite shelf life .... no have to worry about heating .... why take a chance on something that doesn't work if a job is on the line?

[BigNugs4U]

with regards to your PO dilute = fail claim,

convicted felons on parole do NOT have the same rights as all other citizens/individuals.

Labs might try to be like cops, in that they act unprofessional to try to catch the ignorant person slipping and basically get them to fuck themselves.

[BigNugs4U]

Knowledge = power

[BigNugs4U]

diluted results can not, under normal circumstances, be counted as "positive for controlled substances"

Water does NOT = narcotic metabolites