fuckin drug test forums

[Dmo18]

ok i posted this in thier but people dont ever get any feed back in there........
ok im lookin at gettin a new job and am faced with possible drug screens, and i was wonderin what my chances are at passing by dillution or how long it will taker me to get clean.......im 5'9 190 lbs work out religiously 4 times a week since i was in 10th grade and run 2.5-3 miles at least 3 times a week.. any body have any insight for me?

oh and i only smoke on the weekends, not a daily smoker

Dmo18 Reviewed by Dmo18 on 10-09-2006. fuckin drug test forums ok i posted this in thier but people dont ever get any feed back in there........ ok im lookin at gettin a new job and am faced with possible drug screens, and i was wonderin what my chances are at passing by dillution or how long it will taker me to get clean.......im 5'9 190 lbs work out religiously 4 times a week since i was in 10th grade and run 2.5-3 miles at least 3 times a week.. any body have any insight for me? oh and i only smoke on the weekends, not a daily smoker Rating: 5

[fikusroot]

I'm not to sure how it all works. But I did hear one person say that if you mix salt and creatine and yellow food coloring in water and that drug tests cant tell the difference between that and real pis.

[friendowl]

drink water to dilute your urine
take vitamin b-12 for color
it works well
i had to take drug tests for my p.o
and i never once tested dirty
or stopped blazing it

drink water ,water ,water

[buddymyfriend]

and then drink some more:thumbsup:

[RedLocks]

Healthy bodies clear themselves out pretty quickly, I have gotten clean results for probation like 3 days after smoking before, all though I wouldn't do the same as me. For the most part jobs that make you do urine tests will want you to do it basically that day or the next, so just plan not to smoke for a while before you have schedule a interview

[Frivolous248]

I have a theory that if you can piss within a certain amount of time, you can pass. What I mean is, if you piss, then piss again 20min, the second sample would be clean because there wouldn't be enough metabolytes to detect it. Thats what dilution is basically, you piss more often so the metabolytes don't build up and there isn't enough to be detected. Although I don't know if a single piss would get them all out at once, or if you'd have to flush your system regularly to get it out.

[MacWQ33]

Depending on the job you're going for, DON'T DRINK TONS OF WATER RIGHT BEFORE. Before last week I would have told you to, but my friend went for a job drug screening, and the next day they called and said he drank too much water before. The only reason he got to take it again is because his cousin is getting him the job and talked to the head of the company and said he was working out right before. If this wasn't the case, it would have been a failed drug test! These labs are not stupid, they know when and why someone drinks a gallon of water 10 minutes before taking the test.

[nevaquit01]

MacWQ33 Please post educated and correct things. Don't confuse people. Drinking lots of water right before works great. Dilution is NOT a legally failed drug test. They are required by law to give you another chance as you have not technically failed their test they can't legally dismiss you.

Also, creatine a few days before and vitamin B right before are easy ways to avoid it being flag as diluted.

[BlueBear]

You can be faled over a too clear, or watered down test. Happens every day in corectional instatutions, PO offices and half way house, jobe employers may not call you to say you didn't pass, they can just not call because they get the drift. Isn't always the case, but just be smart.
Adieu

[MacWQ33]

MacWQ33 Please post educated and correct things. Don't confuse people. Drinking lots of water right before works great. Dilution is NOT a legally failed drug test. They are required by law to give you another chance as you have not technically failed their test they can't legally dismiss you.

Also, creatine a few days before and vitamin B right before are easy ways to avoid it being flag as diluted.

That is very educated and very correct. It happened to my friend last week buddy! They are not required by law to give you another chance, my friend only got another chance because his cousin works for the company...read the post. Its just common sense, obviously a LAB knows if you drank water right before, and why did you drink water right before?....to dillute you piss to filter out drugs. Thats the same as failing. Obviously like I said (if you read) its gonna depend on the job. Some jobs use the simple little on the spot test, and some send to labs.