You know you're high when...

[Cochise]

funny thread

[hello3pat]

I know I'm high when:
1) I can't tell wheather or not I'm saying stuff out loud or just thinking it, I either think I'm saying something and it turns out it's just my thoughts in my head or the other way around.
2) I'm can't find my flip-flops or cell phone
3)One time when I smoke this shit a guy called "old peoples weed" everytime I took a hit I felt like I was being streched and got tunnel vision
4)I tell everyone what I truly think of them or a siguation we are in, but it's ussually funny, basically the lovable asshole.
5) anytime someone asks for the answer of a question that is a number I say 42

[Left]

I know I'm high when:
1) I can't tell wheather or not I'm saying stuff out loud or just thinking it, I either think I'm saying something and it turns out it's just my thoughts in my head or the other way around.
2) I'm can't find my flip-flops or cell phone
3)One time when I smoke this shit a guy called "old peoples weed" everytime I took a hit I felt like I was being streched and got tunnel vision
4)I tell everyone what I truly think of them or a siguation we are in, but it's ussually funny, basically the lovable asshole.
5) anytime someone asks for the answer of a question that is a number I say 42

Your thinking way to loud man. or you are talking way to quiet or you have a very large nose that impeeds the sight of your mouth and the nostrils of that size nose must bring in so much air that you cant differenciate weather its just the breeze from your breathing or your mouth moving.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

When I have to think through every single little step of a process (for instance, getting dressed, unloading the dishwasher) and then I forget what I was going to do next - like if I have to get dressed to go out, I'll get dressed, then forget why. (Duh.) If I want to eat, but the dishes are dirty, I'll unload the dishwasher and then sit down to watch TV and forget all about why I was going to unload the dishwasher in the first place. (Duh.)

[TheSmokingMonkey]

I bet that "old people's weed" = salvia.

Either way, that is wild.

[Cochise]

Smoking Monkey- That happens to me ALL THE TIME, and all the time when Im sober to ahah

[TheSmokingMonkey]

good im not the only one gettin every one of these. i will be thinking about some GREAT idea, you know, something magnificent that you are really excited to tell somebody, then you call your friend to tell him and when he picks up you have NO IDEA what you thought was so great. Makes me wonder if i should just talk into a voice recorder as i think so i can actually use these great ideas

That happens to me too. Just the other day I called these friends of mine and I was so excited to be like "DUDE you are NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS" and then... "Hello?" "Ummm... hi... it's me." "Monkey?" "Yeah... dude... um..." "What's up? It's kind of late." "Yeah.. sorry... I just called... cause... um... I was just wondering if you wanted to have coffee tomorrow." (NOT the reason I called at all... just made it up to cover my true spaciness.)