a story

[RedLocks]

Was just thinking back, and remembered a story, just felt like sharing Is kind of long, and i think it wa sone of the luckiest days of my life.

Ok, so one day I am coming home from work, my girl is driving and i am just layed back in the passenger seat relaxing, jsut got done with 13 hours of hard work, damn right ima just sit and chill. So apparently, we pass through police somewhere, I never saw them untill the lights went on.

So they come up and they say they saw me hiding something.. I am thinking to myself, hiding from who I never saw yaz..And I etell them that I wasn't hiding anything from anyone, and I never even saw we passed them. Anyways, of course they run our names and see our records, now they really think we are hiding something. The one cop comes over to my side of the car and is talking to me through the window, I'm liek listen man, mind if I step out, he sez ok so I get out to talk to him.

So now I step out and say, listen, i'm not gonna fuck with you man, not gonna lie, i think i have a roach in the pocket of my jacket from earlier today, but i was NOT hiding it.. as i say this i look into my girlfriend's car, which is usually the most disgusting mess of a car, garbage everywhere, but today she had just gotten the car cleaned and there wasn't anything at all ont he floors..

I continue on, Not gonna fuck with got no reason to lie to you, listen man I was workign at a cop's hosue from this town today, I don't fuck around I work for a living man..

He stops everything, kind of looks at me wierd, and then sez to me "you were at my house today?"

So now I stop, and I look at him, and I say "Are you serious, how many white dudes with dreadlocks come to your house officer? Thanks for buying us lunch though.

Long story short, he trows the roach on the ground, mashes it in and tells me sorry about that, and try not to be carrying that shit in your car.. thank you officer and have a nice day.

So I jump back into our nice clean car and start driving, and I start thinking, damn I am so glad I worked on that guy's house today, they were going to search me and there was no real way around it. Then I remember.. hey baby, did you get that ounce for me today?.. how much is that cost?... $30.. I got two of em... ohh nice, they at home... no... where are they.. see that bag on the back seet?..........

So casually i turn around, surveying our spotless clean car with not a cany rapper or soda bottle in sight, untill I see sitting on the back seat, a plain brown paper bag. I open the bag and it has in it, 2 OZs of herb..

At this point I basically started creaming, very happy screaming though about what had jsut happened and that now i was REALLLLLLY happy I had worked at that cop's house and didn't get my car searched, cause there was only one thing in the car to search, 2 OZs of weed!

RedLocks Reviewed by RedLocks on 10-09-2006. a story Was just thinking back, and remembered a story, just felt like sharing ;) Is kind of long, and i think it wa sone of the luckiest days of my life. Ok, so one day I am coming home from work, my girl is driving and i am just layed back in the passenger seat relaxing, jsut got done with 13 hours of hard work, damn right ima just sit and chill. So apparently, we pass through police somewhere, I never saw them untill the lights went on. So they come up and they say they saw me hiding Rating: 5

[smoke it]

lucky bastard. lol. happy smokin

[RedLocks]

PS. Think I smoked one of the ounces as soon as I got home to stop my hands shaking!

[buddymyfriend]

A close call there Redlocks:thumbsup:

[ToDrunkToFish]

What were you doin at the guys house? Cleaning it or yard work or somthin?

But either way nice one.

[RedLocks]

What were you doin at the guys house? Cleaning it or yard work or somthin?

But either way nice one.

Took some tree trunks down as a favor, friend of friend type deal. Usually just do outdoor masonry like walls, paver stones, etc., but just happened somone had asked the favor of us so we went and ground a few big stumps with a rental machine . He only really came out once with his eyes half closed, guess he was too tired to notice me, and he looked differnet in a uniform then when i ahd talked to him in his sweatpants and t shirt, and al cops look the same to me, can't see past that badge