I heard this name a looonngg ass time ago. I think its even a song.

But one night I got super drunk and my friends well, wanted to go fishing. And I was like dude. Im todrunktofish

And that sparked a huge conversation im not really sure what. But I get that its impossible to be todrunktofish. Believe me. It is

Oh and the next morning I didnt really remember much of the previous night. And I was like what happened? All they said was that I was todrunktofish. And I promptly puked all over the place.

Never, will I drink Jose Cuervo again. Or that much of it