Funny story from yesterday:
I'm currently suspended from school. Yesterday morning I got very stoned by myself and decided to take my headphones and go bicycling. I wasn't really thinking about where I was going and I started to get near my school. I was looking at some new flowers they planted and not the road. Suddenly, I feel myself sliding across something smooth and then hitting the pavement. I wasn't sure what had happened at first. When I stood up, I realized I had just struck a teacher's car as it pulled out of the driveway and had flown off my bike onto his hood and then onto the road. I had only struck his wheel so there was no damage to his car. I only have some bruises. The teacher wasn't too angry. So all is good. I'm about to head out on another stoned bike ride. It's awesome.