HELLA FUNNY STORIES!

[jpt_132]

In the town I live in we have some bomb widow/lemonade bud but the best is out local trainwreck. It gets you fucked over! But anyways... my friend and i were at the county fair trying to find some bud to buy! we were asking everyone we knew if they had any... no luck! then a couple friends came up and said weve got some bomb trainwreck! So they pulled out like an ounce outta their back pak. and we bought an eight but they hooked it up fat! when i first looked at the sack it just looked like shake! So I thought we got jipped. We went to my friends house that night and opened the sack! there were a shitload of small buds but they were dense as fuck! So we smoked a bowl outta m bubbler! after one bowl we were both pretty fucked over! But I kept insisting we smoke more... untill we got to our 6th bowl we were so fucked! we went in his room and we sat on his bunk bed. I looked over at my friend and he was staring at his hands in amazment! he was moving his fingers and moving his hands in astonishment! he was doing this for like 10 minutes! And then he finally says... why the fuck do we have these things man! he was tripping out over his hands.. we started laughing to the point where we couldn't stop!

after about an hour we smoked three more bowls... thats when i decided to go to bed! so im on the bottom bunk trying to sleep and my frind is on the top bunk. And as im trying to sleep the t.v turns on and there was a porno on! I told my friend to turn that shit off! and he was hella baked and being stupid so hes like no i want to jag off! i kinda laughed a little! and as the he was watching the porno I was trying to sleep! Oh ya and as soon as you walk into his room and look to the left thats where his bunk bed was! So he told me he was on top of his covers buck ass naked jagging off! and im on the bottom bunk trying to go to sleep! my friends mom walks in looks directly at him and then she just stared at him for the longest time! I was on the bottom bunk pretending to be asleep bhut I was laughing my ass off! she's staring at him and then he yells... What are you looking at mom! and his mom says... nothing and she walks out! I was laughing my ass off! my frind just go caught jagging off! and he told me that as soon as his mom walked in he grabbed his pillow hella fast an tried to cover his dick with it! OMG that was the most i ever laughed in my whole life! and after that he was all pissed off at everything!

But the most funny story is about when we got chased by mexicans! there were these mexicans that live down the road from him that would always try to start shit! One night we snuck out with a shitload of bean borritos! we started throwing the borritos in their open windows at their doors! and this was the most funny part... I could have sworn at least 30 of them came out of 1 little condo and they got in their cars and were trying to catch us.. but sisnce we were only 13 my friends older bro had to drive us! we hopped in the car and we were actually in a car chase only we were being chased by mexicans! It was funny because they had a 5 seat car but like 8 of them were crammed in there and they were all yelling at us out the window! but then they saw a copper go by so they turned off some road! but ya were were hella baked the whole time!

This is why i love smoking hella buds with my frinds because there is always a funny tory to tell afterwards!

LETS HERE SOME OF YOURS!!!

jpt_132 Reviewed by jpt_132 on 10-09-2006. HELLA FUNNY STORIES! In the town I live in we have some bomb widow/lemonade bud but the best is out local trainwreck. It gets you fucked over! But anyways... my friend and i were at the county fair trying to find some bud to buy! we were asking everyone we knew if they had any... no luck! then a couple friends came up and said weve got some bomb trainwreck! So they pulled out like an ounce outta their back pak. and we bought an eight but they hooked it up fat! when i first looked at the sack it just looked like Rating: 5

[Inferius]

i was smoking with some buddies! at their hella rich house! I had some salvia put it in the bowl but I went hella crazy!ran around their house laughing! it was so hella crazy!
I like jello!

[LIP]

I hate "hella"

Well, i've never been chansed by angry mexicans... but i have smoked weed and

[LIP]

LOL, that was what i was gunner say. Damn, i forgot to finish the sentence. I must be smoking some good shit.

[Greenport]

LMAo one night me and my friends got stoned and this is at like 12 in the mornin dark as fuck so we decide we wanna sleep out, first we go to a park on the swings and shit we have fun. then we sneak to my friends house and just fuck around in his camper all night, lmao.

[Frivolous248]

Shit dude, I couldn't even read that whole thing. I'm really high and the whole "blablablab! babbababa! babalbabg!" thing was too much for me.

Sounds like a crazy night though, whatever happened. Something about mexicans chasing you...crazy.

[Samwhore]

that has to be one of the funniest stories

"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT MOM?!"

hahaha, i can imagine a guy doing that

[Blashyrkh]

Funny story from yesterday:
I'm currently suspended from school. Yesterday morning I got very stoned by myself and decided to take my headphones and go bicycling. I wasn't really thinking about where I was going and I started to get near my school. I was looking at some new flowers they planted and not the road. Suddenly, I feel myself sliding across something smooth and then hitting the pavement. I wasn't sure what had happened at first. When I stood up, I realized I had just struck a teacher's car as it pulled out of the driveway and had flown off my bike onto his hood and then onto the road. I had only struck his wheel so there was no damage to his car. I only have some bruises. The teacher wasn't too angry. So all is good. I'm about to head out on another stoned bike ride. It's awesome.

[Abattoir Dream]

I fuckin hate the word 'hella' it sucks balls, what the hell does it mean anyway?!?

[shoi]

I fuckin hate the word 'hella' it sucks balls, what the hell does it mean anyway?!?

now that i think abt it: i dont no.....