I had summer school once, and my history teacher was ALWAYS red-faced and drunk, staggering around the room, sweating and mumbling in the heat (no AC, in the summer, in the Midwest!). He was out of the classroom for a few mins, and I needed a pencil or something, so I went to his desk and opened a drawer and inside it was about a third of a bottle of scotch. He came back in right as I was staring at the bottle. I looked up and met his eyes, and he knew that I'd seen the bottle, but neither of us mentioned it. Because of my discretion, he passed me with a D-, even though I did absolutely no work at all.

That was a weird class, because of the summer heat. The heat always made me drowsy, and after the teacher'd talk for half an hour, he'd let us study or read or whatever for the rest of the period. Well, I always fell asleep in the heat during the second half of class. One day I decided to stay awake to be different. I noticed that the ONLY conscious people in the class were the girls, and me. ALL the boys in the class zonked out (just as I normally did every day too). The girls were giving me weird looks, and I could tell they were thinking, "Why's that dude awake? The dudes always sleep during this time!" The peer pressure from the girls got to me, so I went to sleep and never tried to stay awake in that class again.
jamstigator Reviewed by jamstigator on . I wish this was my teacher! http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/10/stoned-teacher.html This guy is obviously stoned out of his mind:stoned: Watch this one too its fucking hilarious: http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/another-dod-loser.html Rating: 5