I wish this was my teacher!

[Pipe Dreams]

I swear when I was in my freshman year I head a geometry teacher that was on smack. That bitch was a goddamn psycho. second day of school, Im sittin in class stoned as a mother fucker, this bitch is up there tryin to teach us trigonometry. She was jibbering a whole bunch of shit, and i tuned in right as she said "Right class?". Right at that time she had such a crazy look on her face, it actually scared me. I never made eye contact with her again after that.

[LIP]

I fell asleep in an RE lesson when i was at school while we were watching a vid, then once it finished my mate woke me up and then we had homework on the video... and another time i fell asleep in a detention to be woken up by some slapper kicking my chair..

[Pipe Dreams]

I fell asleep in an RE lesson when i was at school while we were watching a vid, then once it finished my mate woke me up and then we had homework on the video... and another time i fell asleep in a detention to be woken up by some slapper kicking my chair..

What does the first part have to do with this topic? Whats RE? Whats slapper?

[LIP]

It was in responce to something jam said.

A slapper is a slut... Dirty old skag.

RE was optional at the time i did it, but i think its compulsry now, its a lesson... erm, religeous education i think.

[Davidj56]

what was so funny about the second one??

the doosds a looser in the second one.:dance:

[Frivolous248]

Oh man the kid is SUCH a loser in the second one, I couldn't bear to watch it all...His voice is annoying too.

Yeah, that teacher was seriously stoned. Like...crazy effing stoned.

[TallulahGreen]

I had an art teacher in high school get in trouble for driving some students to San Francisco for a Led Zeppeling concert. That was the coolest fucking teacher ever. I took his class all 4 years of high school and probably completed a total of like 2 art projects, the rest of the time I would show up to class for roll..and I would leave. He gave me an A every semester. Best fucking teacher ever. He would hang out in class and play guitar and tell us all his cool old stories...he rocked..

[MastaChronic]

Oh man the kid is SUCH a loser in the second one, I couldn't bear to watch it all...His voice is annoying too.

Yeah, that teacher was seriously stoned. Like...crazy effing stoned.

the first one made me laugh












the second one made me want to hunt this motherf*cker down and beat him into a bloody pulp with a base ball bat:thumbsup:

[MrDank]

yeah they are both pretty entertaining when you are high

[Fan o KmK]

omfg i just watched the second one. that is probably
top 5
funniest shit
i have ever seen

"i suppose my biggest turn on would probably be...a good conversatinoalist"
AHHAHAHAA I SHIT MYSELF


btw im very high.